I am solely responsible for any false disclosures or legal ramifications of viewing, reading or downloading any material appearing on this site.The viewing, reading and downloading of sexually explicit materials does not violate the standards of any community, town, city, state or country where I will be viewing, reading and/or downloading the Sexually Explicit Materials.I believe that sexual acts between consenting adults are neither offensive nor obscene.I believe that as an adult it is my inalienable constitutional right to receive/view sexually explicit material.
I desire to receive/view sexually explicit material.The sexually explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will not expose any minors to the material.I have attained the Age of Majority in my jurisdiction.§ 1746 and other applicable statutes and laws that all of the following statements are true and correct: Do NOT continue if: (i) you are not at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in each and every jurisdiction in which you will or may view the Sexually Explicit Material, whichever is higher (the "Age of Majority"), (ii) such material offends you, or (iii) viewing the Sexually Explicit Material is not legal in each and every community where you choose to view it.īy choosing to enter this website you are affirming under oath and penalties of perjury pursuant to Title 28 U.S.C. Fortunately, he got over it, and to this day we are great friends and we laugh about this all the time.This website contains information, links, images and videos of sexually explicit material (collectively, the "Sexually Explicit Material"). I could see a trail from the hot tub to the gate where the hot water melted the ice and snow! I told them I was going to get in the hot tub for a bit so I could fix the broken cover. So I hurried downstairs to distract my parents so they didn’t let the dog out or see what happened in the backyard, and somehow I caught them in time. My dog must have heard the crash because I heard him downstairs barking and going nuts. He jumped and crashed through the hot tub cover into the water. I told him, “It’s just a ten-foot jump onto a soft hot tub cover! Once you’re in the back yard, go out Then I told him, “You have to jump out of the window!” He said there was no fucking way he was jumping out a second floor window. Literally at the point of insertion, I heard the front door open and my dad called upstairs and said the roads were too icy to drive, so they turned around. It was a miserable winter night and this guy came over in the middle of an awful ice storm, and we got right to business. They went out to do some last-minute Christmas shopping, so I opened my app (this was when apps were new) and invited a guy over for some fun. Twelve years ago, before I was out of the closet, I went to stay with my parents in Ohio for Christmas.